Douche Baggie 

One who is very small in physical stature but makes up for it by being an extreme douchebag

Guy #1: " So I walked up to this midget-"
Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"

Douche Baggie by studmuffin5445 December 21, 2008

douche bag 

Kanye West

Bob: Gee Jimmy, you sure are acting like a...

Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!

Bob: What a douche bag...

douche bag by Sethyboy0 October 3, 2009

Douche Pickle 

1) Someone who is just being really annoying.

2) Someone who is immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.

That clan we were playing against last night was full of Douche Pickle's

Douche Pickle by killercrazy23 January 26, 2011

Douche Puppy 

The combination of being a large douche bag and a little bitch.

Rainey, you love anal sex and doo doo butter so much...what a Douche Puppy

Douche Puppy by Donny1010 May 28, 2008

douche-dar 

Same as a radar, but it used to detect near by human being that naturally emit a douche like vibe that can be felt by other human beings. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards. Non-douches have a douche-dar.

Ron: Aye cuddie, hit this gilbeys vodka with me one time.
Sadith: Na man im cool, i have to lay hella sod tomorrow.
Logan: Damn, my douche-dar is 10 as fuck right now.
Reverend: You're douche-dar is probably picking up Sadith, cuz he a bitch.

douche-dar by Ron Legit June 29, 2008

Douche Bagé

1. A closed minded, thinks they are cool, conformist, jerk/slut, that feels everyone loves them and they are the best.

2. Vage Cleaning Device


Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...

Taylor is freaking Douche Bagé.

Douche Bagé by TaylorElisa January 18, 2009

Douche de Baggo 

A douche bag who's origins come from spanish speaking countries. He can be found in bars, alleys, alamo reinactments, weddings, porn shops, the set of The Three Amigos, and the occasional domestic dispute.

Dude, you see that guy? Yeah it's Douche de Baggo. Lets sing him a hymn. Hymn hymn fuck him.

Douche de Baggo by Bungholiocious February 5, 2009