moff diver

A large, Nordic albino from the Western New York area who openly expresses his love of cunnlingus

The Moff Diver resurfaced and asked for a napkin immediately.

by FasterThanChuck June 10, 2016

russian dive

A skillful, sexual, act. Where the male must have courage and precision, and the other party, poise and trust
You take a running jump with an errect penis, aiming for a sexual orifice such as a pussy or anus
A mouth might not be such a good idea

I heard jimmy broke his cock, trying his luck at a Russian Dive again

by INVADERCHUCK May 24, 2016

cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016

premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up premature ejaculation

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

Scuba dive

When you have to take two pulls to clear your bong.

Damn I just had to scuba dive

by Dcov March 23, 2017

Pussy diver

One who licks pussy juice by sticking their head into girl's vaginas.

Joe is a pussy diver cuz he likes crawling into ppl's vaginas

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) April 16, 2017

Chunk diver

Someone who digs out the best chunks of an ice cream, usually Ben and Jerry's. Universally accepted to be the worst person to share a tub with.

"Dude you're not having any of my cookie dough ice cream, you're a total chunk diver"

by Lazzatbtb June 19, 2017