playboyškatla disorder

playboyškatla disorder is when a person is making up scenarios, and then overthinking about it, and then saying ''how are u?'' to his friend and then starts complaining about it and then pushes people away and starts being uga buga big dum dum. His words are as meaningful as screaming turtles! USELESS! When u tell them and try to help them because ur their friend, he says GO AWAY, but hit me up when u have problems. Sadly doctors haven't found the cure for this diagnosis, BUTTTT the legend says that you just have to invite them to play league.

person 1: how are u?
person 2: DONT ACT LIKE U CARE, UR ASKING ME THIS JUST CUZ U NEED TO!
person 1: ehmmm wtf
person 2: STOP ACTING LIKE U CARE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME!
person 1: i diagnose u with playboyškatla disorder!

by bigsmartsmart April 23, 2022

jackhammer disorder

A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.

He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.

by kmrtnz April 25, 2022

giorgio disorder

when your a pussy

Dude why are you not talking to that girl over there
cause I got giorgio disorder

by gsay May 5, 2022

Willow Disorder

A disorder which everyone loves Toms cat named Willow and will do anything for her even if it's life or death

I have Willow Disorder

by AWildTom June 2, 2022

Asstramitical disordersyndrome

Terminal disease that causes mental disorder due to the shortage of oxygen been supplied to the brain, the WHO have no cure for this till date but there is one treatment the person diagnosed with this have to make sure their head situated in the center of a ladies chest at least 3 times a week. With continual process there is a high chance of maintaining sanity

The guy needs your help,
He was diagnosed with Asstramitical disordersyndrome

It’s a terminal disease

by Egbeda Tommy Shelby June 15, 2022

Pegging Disorder

Someone who takes it up the bum from their mistress

i may or may not be inflicted with a little case of a MAJOR PEGGING DISORDER

by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022

Alt Disorder

Somebody who has Alt Disorder most likely will create lots of alts for websites. An example of a website would be Imgflip. It can be shortened to ATD if you will.

Person #1: I heard somebody has ATD.
Person #2: Oh no! I hope that somebody with Alt Disorder can stop their alt making sometime soon!

by Jtohisgoodimo August 20, 2022