dirty jamilly

When you put apple sauce on your asshole and let and skater lick it clean while playing games on his DS while saying oof. Then you shove his dick in your ear while you have a leaf blower blow on your clit

I did the dirty jamilly last night with treebranch, leaf blower, and julian.

by Gotm_oof October 1, 2017

Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.

Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!

by flashsync007 March 28, 2011

Dirty Max

A dirty max is when a guy names Max W shits in a hookers gaping pussy and then eats her out.

Me: I heard Max W was at it again the other night. He pulled another the dirty Max's.
Hayden: That poor hooker.

by BBUUDDAA July 2, 2022

dirty percy

Percy the finest dude around with the biggest cock

Girl 1: Oi have you seen dirty Percy?

Girl 2: Yup have you seen it?
Girl 1: Yup

by Girl0712 November 2, 2020

dirty lake

A type of sexual intercourse when two migits run a train on a large women

Me and tiny Tim wanna run a train on Samantha?
Oh you mean a dirty lake?

by Bigcocka123 April 14, 2020

Dirty DJ

A term used to express female masturbation. Envision a deejay scratching records in a circular or side-to-side motion. Can be used with sound effects such as, "wiki-woo".

"what are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno, I was thinking about getting some cleaning done, maybe a little dirty dj"
OR
"Dude, she hasn't called in three days"
"sounds like she found the dirty deejay...wiki wiki woo!"

by sclintz July 14, 2009

dirty guff

A filty dirty smelly pussy

I am not going up that dirty guff for all the fish in the sea

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015