Dirt Road Special

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.

Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.

by KaxMlein February 8, 2021

Dumber Than Dirt

A variation of "dumb as dirt" used in the graphic adventure video game Full Throttle developed by LucasArts.

Extremely stupid.

Likely conceived for its alliteration.

Ripburger, you're dumber than dirt!

by Carl Sackrider February 23, 2019

Trunk full of dirt

What an uncircumcised man experiences after having unprotected anal sex and pulls back his foreskin to find fecal matter spread about.

Taylor loved waking up the morning after having sex with his girlfriend with a trunk full of dirt to flaunt to his friends.

by Rome Dog10 May 26, 2019

dirt floor poor

Dort floor poor means so poor that you can't have anything nicer than a dirt floor. Usually someone who is dirt floor poor lives in a cinderblock house with a roof that has at least 6 holes in it. No glass in the windows.

That girl is perfect for me. She's dirt floor poor. Her clothes are already falling off and since I'm regular poor she thinks I live like a king. Just like the way a woman should be.

by Seth anderson 2020 June 23, 2022

Do your dirt

Do what you gotta do

Person 1, "I gotta do something I'll brb"
Person 2, "yeah, it's cool bro. Do your dirt."

by savurie July 22, 2021

Throw some dirt

To disrespect someone by meaning to kill them and throwing dirt on their coffin like what is done at a funeral.

My bitch cheated my boy told me to throw some dirt on that bitch.

by vickrosstheboss November 2, 2019

knock their dick in the dirt

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004