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Derek

Bastard. ABSOLUTE BASTARD!!! scheming left right and CENTER, doesn't know when to just give up!!!! could lowk be gay. and is lowk a cuck
by Nathan December 20, 2025
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Dense Nethers

1. A thicc pendulous shlong containing lots of grey matter able to perform specialist form of coitus maths to calculate the speed, trajectory, and angel in which to penetrate an orifice of choice and deposit a specific volume of gentlemen’s gel.

2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”
Eg. “Wow, that dense nethers hit me in the right spot”

Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”
by Dense Nether December 31, 2025
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dumb dere

a Dumb-Dere is a dere who's dumb.
A dumb dere is simply a very adorable dere who's dumb

"@DCSRyan on twitter is a dumb-dere :^)"

-satan
by f a g g e t February 2, 2017
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Pin Deisel

A guy who thinks he is vin deisel but really he is a pin
Jack L is such a Pin Deisel
by Sheaternator January 10, 2018
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joe derek

Joe Derek is the best person u will meet in your life. You can always count on him for anything and he ain’t no snitch. So handsome . And a 10 inch stick
by What’s good May 22, 2018
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white derek

A drink combination that involves drinking a vodka soda and a Bud Light at the same time, one in each hand. A white derek can also be ordered at a bar, at which point the bar tender would hand you a vodka soda and a Bud Light.
Hey bartender, get me three white dereks please. (bartender then hands you three vodka sodas and three Bud Lights)
by captfun November 11, 2018
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John Derek

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.
John Derek is so dreamy, I love him more than life!
by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018
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