devil-breasted mattress thatcher

1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.

man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

Black Devil

A black man or woman who helps to perpetuate racism against ones own race. Denigrates ones own race, lies to advance One’s own agenda while hurting another from the same race. Falsely stereotypes copper colored people who look just like them. Hates own skin. Does devilish works. Only goal is to be seen by others as better than.

A black devil is the worst devil of em all. Only a black devil would lie on his own people. She sent meek mill to jail because he wouldn’t put her on a record. Now that’s a black devil. His own family hates him. The black devil will call the cops on you for your dog barking.

by Mrdm1 December 23, 2017

Blue Devil

1) To rape a stripper.

2) To suck off a referee so you can get every questionable call.

James was horny but poor so he blue deviled a sripper.

Billy's basketball team sucked so he pulled a blue devil on the referee.

by JesusFuckin'Christ May 17, 2006

Devil's Triangle

A drinking game in which players drink a shot every time a nominee to the Supreme Court lies under oath to the Senate Judiciary Committee.

The Brett Kavanaugh hearings had all of us Devil's Triangle players so drunk we couldn't remember what we did that day!

by Yanas_Girl September 30, 2018

devils threesome

the dreaded threesome involving two guys and one female. GOD NEVER intended for balls to slap balls during penetration. Sorry ladies but this isn't socially acceptable hence the name devils threesome

Bro 1:Im taking back those daps i gave you earlier
Bro 2: why man a threesome is a threesome
Bro 1: Umm we call that a devils threesome may god forgive because im never letting this one go

by blackdude number 5 January 6, 2008

Devil's Bagpipe

Blowing a guy while he has a dump rearing out of his rectum...You push the breaching dump back in with your thumb, or for experienced piper's, a toe. Then the male will produce a low bellowing sound. This is the devil's bagpipe.

"Yo, dude, did you get a B.J. from that chick?"

"Nah, man...even better...she was blowin' my rod and then I felt a turtle head pokin out and she pushed it in with her thumb...I made this weird whale-ish kind of sound...I had heard legends of the devil's bagpipe, but never experienced it. It was so awesome!"

"Man, I want a devil's bagpipe!"

by Where's my dad? May 20, 2009

Devils

A team that is by far the laughing stock of the NHL!

A team that will NEVER win another Stanley Cup!

A team that bored the life out of hockey with "The Trap!"

A team that cried their poor little hearts out, to gain the rights to Scott Stevens, who didn't even want to play for NJ!

As the great one "Wayne Gretzky" himself said, "A Mickey Mouse Club!"

An NHL team with the stupidest and dumbest fans alive! How on earth can Devil fans be dumb enough to chant "Rangers Suck" when they aren't even playing the Rangers? Duh!!!

Satanic people root for Devils... Have fun in hell when you all die!

All female Devil fans are whores that cheat and/or will cheat on their lovers, and all male devil fans are bitches that paint their lovers toenails!

Devils suck!!!

If I was a loser, I would like the Devils!

The Rangers are a better team than those pitiful Devils!

by ItalianHunk21 June 29, 2011