December 3

The day the bestest boy alive was born. Smart, funny, charming, cute, sexc, anything and everything you can think of.

Person 1: What day were you born, dude?

Person 2: December 3

Person 1: That's why you're so damn sexc 🥴

by december bday October 15, 2019

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December 20

December 20 is the day you can do all these things
Kiss ur crush.

Slap a girls ass.

Be gay.

Slap someone dick/boobs

Guy: dude it's December 20 you can slap Jessica's ass

by Nigauto October 16, 2019

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December 20

Bob Morleys birthday. Best person alive

Today Bob Morley was born.

December 20th was the day the best man alive was born

by takingspanish October 18, 2019

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Decemberitis is a late NFL season disease that affects the Wade Phillips Dallas Cowboys during the month of December. Symtoms include, inability to complete passes, chronic interception syndrome, being sacked multiple times, random loss of hand-eye coordination in clutch situations, poor performance in the playoffs, and general embarrassment in the eyes of the local media.

There is no known cure and those who suffer from Decemberitis are doomed to a career of mediocrity.

After a pitiful display by the 2009 Dallas Cowboys and the lack of production during the 2010 season in the month of December, it appears that there is still no cure for Decemberitis.

by Solblackguy2827 December 10, 2009

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December 21st, 2012

The day the world goes on.

(the day after December 21st, 2012)

23: Whats today?

7: December 22nd, 2010

23: Oh

(And the world goes on)

I hate people who always start with 1.

by I am a ninja born on ninja day March 16, 2010

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