Straight Edge Drinking Game

"straight edge drinking game" is a humorous expression that implies that a certain event or series of events will not happen, or will happen with very little regularity.

It's equivalent to saying "that will never happen", "no chance". "not in a million years" or other idiomatic expressions.
Example 1:

Joe: Hey, let's drink every time Bush says something smart.

Nick: That's a straight edge drinking game.

Example 2:

Andre: Here's a straight edge drinking game. Let's drink whenever Charles Bronson goes 5 minutes without killing somebody.
by PimpOfPixels May 27, 2010
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Drink Canada Dry

1. A kind of soda beverage.
2. One of the fine modern examples of addressing the growing drinking water problem worldwide.
3. One of the many phrases invented to attract immigrants, clueless about what kind of drinking they'd do if they moved to Canada.
Guy 1: It said 'Drink Canada Dry'. So, I am moving to Toronto!
Guy 2: -sigh- Moron..
by -[MDA]- June 26, 2010
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Drink you under the table

To retain some relative cognitive abilities and coordination while those who attempt to keep up end up on the floor. Preferably underneath the table you are sitting at.
You US military boys think you know what alcohol tolerance is. University students would drink you under the table.
by gammaradiation May 20, 2011
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1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.
Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H May 28, 2005
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i drink your milkshake

An EPIC line used by Daniel Day Lewis, playing the character Daniel Plainview, in the movie "There Will Be Blood".

Properly used when one achieves victory or PWNage after taking something of another's when said n00b was unaware of what was going on.
Friend 1: I just found out my wife was sleeping with my brother behind my back...

Friend 2: d00d! He drank your milkshake!

Brother of friend 1: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!!
by Wattzor February 24, 2010
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Rock-Paper-Scissors-Drink

A game in which people under the legal drinking age play in dire situations where they NEED to get drunk quick. Involving a normal game of rock-paper-scissors, where the winner takes a shot of whatever liquor they can get their hands on.
Nicki: Prom is tonight, and the Limo driver wont let us drink on the way there

David: Well lets just hit up some Rock-Paper-Scissors-Drink after we take pictures and get in the Limo already shwasted.

Nicki: Chillennahhh
by Tyrone Demery February 02, 2009
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