donkey-claw

When you slap ones buttocks and (accidentally) hook their asshole

When I was in the bar lastnight, I was getting another drink some random guy slapped my ass and donkey-clawed me

by Llysius August 11, 2017

Nodding donkeys

A member of the parliament front bench who repeatedly nodding in agreement with what is said by his own party.

The prime minister said something to the delight of the front bench they nodded in agreement the bloody nodding donkeys

by DOUBLE 6 April 12, 2019

Donkey-bombs

Extremely hot and putrid smelling farts. The kind that can fill a room and feel like you’ve stepped into a steaming fog that surrounds your body and fills your lungs. The kind of fart that stanks so bad that you think it might get stuck on your clothes or skin.

“Oh man, I’ve been dropping donkey-bombs all day. Must be all those eggs and that kombucha I had this morning.”

“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”

by Bird Diapers March 31, 2022

donkey fry

A foul tasting French fry that tastes the way a donkey exhibit at the zoo smells

When I was eating at Wendy's, I hate to spit out the donkey fry.

by JulieStevens November 30, 2013

Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

Donkey doe

A woman's vagina. This expression was first used in the 1980s movie "weird science" often

When she bent over in that mini skirt without any panties you could see her Donkey doe. Often related to but confused with Badoncadonks

by gitonga August 28, 2015

Donkey Suckle

When a person/s gives a male oral sex but uses no tongue, lips, and/or gums, but only uses its teeth. The teeth scrap the penis until ejaculation from the pain. The person giving oral sex may eey-aww afterwards.

Austin received a Donkey Suckle from Caitlin and it wasn't even awkward afterwards.

by Poopmama18 November 17, 2013