Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!
by Jerry jamm May 20, 2015
Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.
Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?
Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?
Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!
by flashsync007 March 12, 2011
"What did you do with all that left over gluten free pasta?" "I gave Madison a dirty squal right in the pussy"
by Superqual January 04, 2017
by Big Slapper October 04, 2018
When you take sex one step further from pleasing to ~aesthetically pleasing~. You will proceed to take pictures with a huji camera from behind.
by cheesy1517 April 16, 2020
The act of messaging multiple boys at once because you’re a mess and don’t want a boyfriend but want attention
by Lmju2020 April 14, 2020
A term used to express female masturbation. Envision a deejay scratching records in a circular or side-to-side motion. Can be used with sound effects such as, "wiki-woo".
"what are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno, I was thinking about getting some cleaning done, maybe a little dirty dj"
OR
"Dude, she hasn't called in three days"
"sounds like she found the dirty deejay...wiki wiki woo!"
"I dunno, I was thinking about getting some cleaning done, maybe a little dirty dj"
OR
"Dude, she hasn't called in three days"
"sounds like she found the dirty deejay...wiki wiki woo!"
by sclintz July 14, 2009