When you are aroused by the picture of a missing teenager on the news or a mother of two who never made it home from wherever, and discovered in a pipe weeks later.
The media churns out random pictures lifted from her facebook or myspace page and, because she is attractive you can't help wishing you could have fucked her when she was alive.
So you drop her into your wank bank.
The media churns out random pictures lifted from her facebook or myspace page and, because she is attractive you can't help wishing you could have fucked her when she was alive.
So you drop her into your wank bank.
"Hey, you seen that missing girl on the news? I beat off to the press confrence last night." I have a serious grief crush.
'My mate is a real sick guy. I asked him if he'd seen the newspaper story of the missing women they found beaten and mutilated?' He told me he had a grief crush he couldn't shake and wished, he'd found the body!'
'My mate is a real sick guy. I asked him if he'd seen the newspaper story of the missing women they found beaten and mutilated?' He told me he had a grief crush he couldn't shake and wished, he'd found the body!'
by Beech slick November 04, 2009
by Kris Pulz April 24, 2008
A state in which you have a permanent crush on anyone who even half resembles someone with whom you've been in lust with, even for a very short time
by Tigga November 30, 2004
The 76ers pussy crushed the Nets 108-72.
Diddy plays like an average joe in the TCS and routinely gets pussy crushed by the top tier players, except when he's a card rack or sucker-outter.
Diddy plays like an average joe in the TCS and routinely gets pussy crushed by the top tier players, except when he's a card rack or sucker-outter.
by ajs-lawdawg July 22, 2008
Unlike a girl crush, this has to do with sexual desire. This occurs when a boy has a strong want of another boy
by Jericho <3's Hal April 20, 2008
when you're on exstacy and meet someone and have a crush on them, but when you wake up and feel sad and depressed the crush is over
DUDE! i had a crush on that girl last night, but now i don't care for her at all.
yeah, you had an e-crush. short lived happiness
yeah, you had an e-crush. short lived happiness
by rickshawhooligan March 08, 2010
Short definition: When a man is attracted to another man.
To explain:
There are many layers to this complex metaphor. Please read the following descriptions very carefully, otherwise the full meaning of the saying cannot be appreciated.
Blue represents boy. It is the color most often associated with clothing and toys for young males. Blue should not be confused with pink. At this point it should be completely clear that Blue is synonymous with male.
Crush refers to a feeling of attraction or infatuation. This should not be misunderstood as the feeling of excitement on Christmas morning or the love of a sports team. In this context Crush is amorous in every sense of the word and it only serves to describe romantic relationships between humans.
Now that we understand both Blue and Crush separately, we can attempt to combine the 2 words.
Blue + Crush = Blue Crush
If you're still with me we have effectively created an entirely new meaning that was not possible with either word on its own. Since we know that Blue means male and Crush means romantic attraction, then we come to the following conclusion:
A Blue Crush is when a male is attracted to another male.
What does this have to do with the 2002 film Blue Crush starring Kate Bosworth? Absolutely nothing. In fact, men were attracted to women in that movie (in theory).
To explain:
There are many layers to this complex metaphor. Please read the following descriptions very carefully, otherwise the full meaning of the saying cannot be appreciated.
Blue represents boy. It is the color most often associated with clothing and toys for young males. Blue should not be confused with pink. At this point it should be completely clear that Blue is synonymous with male.
Crush refers to a feeling of attraction or infatuation. This should not be misunderstood as the feeling of excitement on Christmas morning or the love of a sports team. In this context Crush is amorous in every sense of the word and it only serves to describe romantic relationships between humans.
Now that we understand both Blue and Crush separately, we can attempt to combine the 2 words.
Blue + Crush = Blue Crush
If you're still with me we have effectively created an entirely new meaning that was not possible with either word on its own. Since we know that Blue means male and Crush means romantic attraction, then we come to the following conclusion:
A Blue Crush is when a male is attracted to another male.
What does this have to do with the 2002 film Blue Crush starring Kate Bosworth? Absolutely nothing. In fact, men were attracted to women in that movie (in theory).
by Professor DB September 01, 2009