coffee makes me poop

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coffee makes me poop man

by asdhgjasdbgiuashduadhsldgagsdg December 20, 2020

for-coffee

"for-coffee", is a pefect replacement fot fuck off, just say it quickly and it can be a quite harmless way of telling someone to fuck off. and if you use it wisely it can be very effective. e.g.:

"mum why did you use the last of the milk"?
"FOR-COFFEE"!

by jack senior (take that thornley) September 11, 2005

brazilian coffee filter

It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.

The Brazilian coffee filter. It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.

by Scholeyjoe December 6, 2013

dannon coffee yogurt

Nasty as hell yogurt.

This Dannon coffee yogurt taste like shit. It is the devils grass and i want nothing to do with it.

by buttholepolice101 May 16, 2014

Little Coffee Bean

A term of endearment/pet name; similar to “little girl” or “little one”.

“How is my little coffee bean today?”

by bohemianbee February 8, 2021

A brownie with my morning coffee

A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.

Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.

by Legalbaguette May 9, 2023

409 In Your Coffeemaker

A Green Day song, but also a phrase used to describe someone who's totally out of it.Foggy-headed, dazed, or acting generally high though not under the influence of drugs. Can also be used to describe someone with a bad cold who is only awake because they've ODed on Nightquil

"Man, that movie was awesome! What do you want to do now?"
"Uuughh? Yeah,that sounds good..."
"Dude, you're totally 409 In Your Coffeemaker today."

by plataypusIhateyou October 12, 2005