Meat Coffee

Fresh, steaming hot diarrhea in a mug. Add cream and sugar ;)

Omg this bitch is so freaky she asked me to make her a Meat Coffee!

by YabishX89 April 21, 2021

Coffee Crisp

When one forgets a word that which they were about to say in their current conversational phrase.

Past tense: Coffee Crisped; the past act of a Coffee Crisp.

What's up ma brodda from anotda...uhh..uhh..
Yo dizzle, I just Coffee Crisped!

by CaleyTracyBryan November 4, 2006

coffee bagging

As a RPG gaming woman, it our way of administering a 'tea bagging' to a fallen enemy.

A very nasty way to finish off a kill, when humiliation and death are equally as important.

Coffee Bagging works best when described in full detail, including the length and density of bush and the time since it was last cleaned.

"I let my bush grow out to extreme jungle to give Stan the full-on coffee bagging that he deserves."

"You attack Gager with a stone spear for 5 damage. He is killed."
"Areria squats down and gives Gager a full coffee bagging to with her well-seasoned and fully, grown-out jungle bush before stealing his gold and breaking his axe."

"Dude, getting coffee bagged by sillylilypily is worth dying for."

by CyAdora October 7, 2009

clouds in my coffee

crying, and the falling tears are causing clouds when they land in the coffee

"i had a dream there were clouds in my coffee; you're so vain"

by coffeeluvr January 16, 2008

russian coffee

When You Take A Piss In Your Coffee And Give It To Your Russian Friend.

"I Got This Coffee From The Carnival And It Taste Like Shit, Im Going To Piss In It And Give It To Russian When We Pick Him Up For The Party"

"Dude You Want This Coffee? I Dont Like It......... "OK".......LOL! Dude! You Just Drank Russian Coffee, "Huh" I Pissed In It! "Oh You Fucking Fagget!" LOL!"

by Tay Tay Pissed In UR Coffee! July 13, 2006

coffee shop nigger

That black guy you always see at the coffee shop who attempts to assimilate into the coffee shop culture but never quite fits in.

white person #1 :Clarence is a nice enough fellow
white person#2 : He is always here at the coffee shop,but something is odd about him
white person#3: Yes indeed he never quite assimilates
White person #1: That's because he is a coffee shop nigger
All the white people: Hahahaha

by yaheardsound1 February 17, 2010

Coffee meets bagel

Slang term for a NYC sex party.

Jen do you want to go to the next coffee meets bagel?

by Mrwolf666 January 16, 2019