Californian cock chasm capping

The act of stuffing an ice buttplug into your gay sex partner's asshole then calling him geoffrey. this is then followed by pouring soy sauce into his cockhole.

I have extended experience in Californian cock chasm capping

by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017

no cock october

A month were girls or boy are not allowed to have some cock or suck it

Hey Vanessa are you ready for no cock October? That means no more sucking my cock for dinner.

by Googer Kid November 17, 2020

Jiggly Cock Special

The Jiggly cock special takes place during sexual intercourse. The male forces his partners mouth open and pees in it. He then turns around and uses her mouth as a toilet and proceeds to take a shit inside of her mouth. Once his bowels are empty, he turns around and with his jiggly cock, he begins to stir and mix the concoction. Once the lumps are stirred efficiently, the male walks as far away from the bed as possible and with a running start, jumps inside of his partners vagina with his cock jiggling egregiously midair whilst screaming “AWWW GRANDMAAA!”

My breath still tastes like shit from when sean performed a jiggly cock special on me.

by Jigglycock December 28, 2020

Inflating your cock

When you boast so much that it gets super annoying and you may as well whack ghack while bragging about whatever you're talking about.

Tim: "Yeah dude, I got like 4 lambos in my garage."
John: "Oh boy here we go again."
Bob: "Whats going on?"
John: "Nothing just Tim inflating his cock again."
Bob: "God dammit Tim, stop inflating your cock! We get it you got all this shit cuz of your stupid ass job"

by YaBoiSpoon January 19, 2018

niggas really be on cock though

when niggas really be gay. Phrase said by Lil Yachty.

Mom: "Grandma died yesterday from stage 4 cancer"
Non gay niggas: "Niggas really be on cock though"

by nongayniggaz June 24, 2018

Cock jousting

To move at high velocity towards someone with your penis erect and pointing towards them in hopes of knocking them out.

Joe practiced cock jousting on his girlfriend but missed and impaled his cat instead.

by Tastee January 28, 2004

cock smoker

Someone who is so obsessive about sucking the penis, they practically inhale it. Some might say addicted to dicks like a crack smoker is addicted to crack. AKA Cack smoker, Worshipper of cocks, cock cherisher.

Corey nowak is a real cock smoker along with his cack smoking friend joe.

by The almighty bunghole March 1, 2004