Cheese Sleeving

The act of coating your fist in Bach cheese and then viciously fisting a person.

As soon as they bent over, the cheese sleeving began.

by TheCheesesSleever October 17, 2018

Cheese Cookie

When you and your partner don't clean up fast enough after a sexual encounter.

She didn't give me a towel and sent me home with a forest full of cheese cookies.

by awaaaa April 14, 2020

cheese paradox

since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

you'd better tell shrek not to get too much cheese or else the cheese paradox might occur

by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021

sneeze cheese

Food that comes out of your mouth when you sneeze after eating.

"Achoo!" <person looks down at hand> "Awww man, I got the sneeze cheese!"

by Miss09 July 24, 2009

Cheese Gating

Sneaking inside someones house and giving them a good creampie while they sleep. Also know as 'Cheese Gating'.

"Yo man, you wanna cheese gate this hoe?" or "I cheese gated that bitch last night! I finally loafed in her!" Cheese Gating is a good activity for all.

by Cheese Gater May 12, 2020

Biggie Cheese

Biggie Cheese is the world's best rapper. He has been nominated for 17 Grammy awards, and won 15 of them. Moreover, he has won 10 Billboard Music awards and 22 American music awards. Biggie Cheese has written an autobiography, and "People Magazine" named him sexiest man of the year TWICE. He also preformed at the 2007 Superbowl halftime show. Many sources say it was the band ''Coldplay'', however, do not listen to them, they are lying because they are Bigggie Cheese Haters. Unfortunately on 18 January 2017, Biggie Cheese was fatally shot dead while driving on a West London street by his lifelong stalker he was avoiding for his entire life. His stalker found him, pulled out his gun, and BAMMMMM, straight through his fat body, splitting his ENTIRE body in half. We lost a legend that day. Rest In Peace Biggie Cheese.

*biggie cheese walks in*
"What's up guys it's BIGGIE CHEESE"
😩😩😩😩😩😩🐁 🧀

by Baked beanz October 19, 2021

scrote cheese

the film that covers the scrotum and taint (or gooch) after several days without bathing, smells like ham and is very salty

i secrcretly went into the bp bathroom and usd my index and middle finger to swipe my gooch where i had accumulated a significant amount of scrote cheese after bonaroo, when i got back to the car i asked brandon if he would look at my finger to see if i had a hangnail and i quickly wiped the scrote cheese under his nose and above his upper lip before he knew what hit him.

by Papaw peepants June 10, 2011