since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021
Get the cheese paradoxmug. Teddy: Hey dude, wanna go on a cheese binge together?
Nick: No, I'm still stopped up from last week's binge.
Nick: No, I'm still stopped up from last week's binge.
by BballRob3663 March 15, 2009
Get the cheese bingemug. Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.
She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.
by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018
Get the schmegma cheesemug. the film that covers the scrotum and taint (or gooch) after several days without bathing, smells like ham and is very salty
i secrcretly went into the bp bathroom and usd my index and middle finger to swipe my gooch where i had accumulated a significant amount of scrote cheese after bonaroo, when i got back to the car i asked brandon if he would look at my finger to see if i had a hangnail and i quickly wiped the scrote cheese under his nose and above his upper lip before he knew what hit him.
by Papaw peepants June 10, 2011
Get the scrote cheesemug. STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022
Get the The Cheese Touchmug. by Beckybutters March 13, 2013
Get the Cheese on a platemug. A pungent film that forms on the genitals of both men and women. Usually, after vigorous activity. Can also be attained from not bathing for extended periods.
Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.
Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.
Man, I've been running all day, and now I've got serious frohmunda cheese.
We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.
We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.
by GMB (God Of Monkey-Fucking) February 3, 2010
Get the Frohmunda Cheesemug.