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cheese paradox

since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
you'd better tell shrek not to get too much cheese or else the cheese paradox might occur
by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021
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cheese binge

a day or period of time when you eat almost nothing but cheese; usually results in consipation
Teddy: Hey dude, wanna go on a cheese binge together?

Nick: No, I'm still stopped up from last week's binge.
by BballRob3663 March 15, 2009
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schmegma cheese

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.
She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.
by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018
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scrote cheese

the film that covers the scrotum and taint (or gooch) after several days without bathing, smells like ham and is very salty
i secrcretly went into the bp bathroom and usd my index and middle finger to swipe my gooch where i had accumulated a significant amount of scrote cheese after bonaroo, when i got back to the car i asked brandon if he would look at my finger to see if i had a hangnail and i quickly wiped the scrote cheese under his nose and above his upper lip before he knew what hit him.
by Papaw peepants June 10, 2011
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The Cheese Touch

STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch

“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022
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Cheese on a plate

You know, when you melt cheese in the microwave and cut it up like a pizza?
by Beckybutters March 13, 2013
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Frohmunda Cheese

A pungent film that forms on the genitals of both men and women. Usually, after vigorous activity. Can also be attained from not bathing for extended periods.

Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.
Man, I've been running all day, and now I've got serious frohmunda cheese.

We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.
by GMB (God Of Monkey-Fucking) February 3, 2010
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