California King Sized

A step above all super sized orders

Would you like that king sized? Nope! California king sized!

by Kurtis Franks January 23, 2012

californiak

Californiak - a person living in California

I lived in New York when I was younger but now I am californiak...

by californiak March 13, 2012

California Tit slap

When you take your dick and slap a bitch nipple with it.

George: Man I was with Regina and I have her a California Tit Slap!
Jason: Bro that's dope!

by The Slim Reaper February 26, 2015

California Chips

The dried vagina juice of a promiscuous woman, found on her underwear the next morning.

When I got up, making sure not to wake her, I noticed she had California chips, dried vagina juice, in the crotch of her panties that were lying on the floor.

by Jay P May 30, 2015

California Corn Dog

The act of growing out one's pubic hair to a length in which they can coil it around their erect penis entirely, then thrusting their penis into a woman's vagina.

"I haven't manscaped in a good 5 months, I'm ready to give the next girl I see a California Corn Dog"

by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018

California

noun
1. Shithole

Liberals in California have turned the state into a shithole

by Walter_Fuego May 21, 2018

California hot plate

Is when you take a crap on a womens chest then titty fuck her till ya bust.

Ask the old lady if she wanted to go out and eat, she said only if ya know a lkace serving up my favorite, the california hot plate to go.

by SAN FERNANDO FACE FUCK October 22, 2019