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keyboard cowboy

Someone that goes FUCKING CrAzY behind a Twitter post or email or text but is totally harmless and rather sweet in real life.
The keyboard Cowboy walks in and says

“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”
by silviasm September 2, 2022
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Cowboy Lemonade

Hot n' foamy piss from a flaccid man in cowboy boots.
"Hey have you ever tried cowboy lemonade?"

"Actually yeah, I have it on the tap if you know what I'm sayin'"
by Anonymous_012398 July 1, 2022
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Cowboys Ride

A type of fetish where a male lays down naked and another male rides his shlong and the dude laying down jerks the male riding him until he creams
Hey dude
Hm
Want me to give you a cowboys ride?

Sure why not
by Darianyen September 27, 2025
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Cowboy

You’re one wild cowboy yeehaw
by Nijagen September 16, 2018
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plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
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Cowboy Like Me

Literal poetry disguised as a song. Absolutely breathtaking in a way I cannot even begin to fathom. It is not just a song. This song is gorgeous and i can’t even explain how I find this song magnificent.
Someone; “Cowboy Like Me is the best song off Taylor’s Swift’s Evermore Album”
Someone else; “I agree! Taylor swift is the shit!”
by Taylor swiftian April 18, 2023
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Himalayan Cowboy

When you take turns frosting your friends in your horse ejaculate like the snow on the himalayan mountains
Aww man, I really wish me and dixon would've been doing the Himalayan cowboy together, but I got stuck with this bitch Sheryllen
by WalnUUUUUT September 8, 2022
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