Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.
Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
by Alfred Paca April 05, 2022
While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"
by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023
by Mtnman66 December 12, 2018
A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.
by littlestblue February 11, 2016
A person or child who goes on their phone or drifts from life. Gives their mind an ultrasound and believes in a stronger life inside of them while playing video games, shopping, going on social media, roblox, or minecraft. Country fritters enjoy pickled onions, chicken fingers, potato chips, and milk.
by pow3rup^ January 30, 2022
It is the same thing as a pink sock but instead of the girl getting a pink sock form a mans penis, she gets one from a corn on the cob.
by Its brain February 19, 2017
If your country is not a free country in a pandemic, it's not really an entirely free country, you're just being told it is a free country by the entity that controls your country.
Telling people they live in a free country is a good way to get them to comply with an agenda and turn them into obedient puppets. Nothing is free, you have to fight to get something. Compromise is a good way to lose who you are and any sense of rights that you have.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020