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Colorado Cliffhanger

The process of when the semen from a freshly ejaculated penis never actually separates itself from the semen in the urethra, leaving the portion of semen that escaped dangling loosely in space and unable to be claimed as a "cum-shot." This is common with men who are dealing with dehydration or the common cold.
Man: Dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.

Friend: Go on...

Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!

Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017
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Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.
I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker
by MaZZ_hubb July 9, 2017
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Colorado Twinkie

While performing anal intercourse, the receiver begins to defecate as the penetrator reaches orgasm, filling the log of fecal matter with semen, forming a semen filled fecal log, the "Twinkie"
We were doing anal and she started shitting on my dick, I couldn't help but give her a Colorado Twinkie
by Creamytatertot September 28, 2017
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colorado puppy tail

When you are getting her from behind and stuff her ponytail in her ass with your dick
I grabbed her hair and gave her a Colorado puppy tail last night.
by Whitemike247 May 18, 2018
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Colorado musk

When someone makes a comment about the odor.

"It's just my colone. It's called Colorado musk.
by Steeveeveee October 23, 2018
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Colorblindism

Segregating someone on the basis of colorblindness on what they can see.
Examples of Colorblindism
"Hey Aaron I bet you can't see this color ."

"You are practically blind and can't see straight."
"What color is this?"
by Blackfire13579 November 13, 2018
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Colorsist

Being racist on colors
Friend:Red is worse than yellow
Me: Hey! Don’t be colorsist!
by Assassin Wolf November 15, 2018
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