California Titty Juice

When your grandma puts her tits in the back part of a treadmill and it squeezes solid chunks of milk
by Poop Inspector May 17, 2018
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California High School

A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.

To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.
Bill: The teachers here at California High School are so nice!
Bob: I know, they even gave me some coke!
Bill: Wow! Where can I get some?

Bob: At the vending machine.
by Brucy :) March 29, 2021
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California Milk Farmer

When a man or woman strokes a penis with both hands simulating milking a cows utters
I was watching a porn and did the good ole California Milk Farmer to it.
by Thecalimilkfarmer February 22, 2011
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California Rooster Tail

when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.
by Rooster Cocktail February 11, 2019
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California Title wave

When you are banging a fat chick from behind in a Hot tub while she's eating a stack of pancakes.
California title wave: I met Mary a 300 pounder, and brought her back to my place to have pig sex
by Bagetaboutit January 05, 2014
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california land slide

When a male is straddling a woman's chest and she is preforming oral sex. The male poops on her and it slides down her chest. This works best when it is diarrhea.
Last night was so romantic. Joe gave me the gift of a California land slide.
by yeah101 December 23, 2008
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California Prairie Dog

A sexual act in which the male begins to poop but leaves the feces partially in his rectum, then proceeds to insert it into his partner's vagina while creating a motion so as to have sex with her using his crap.
Bill had to poop partway through sex with Jill, so he took advantage of the moment and performed a California Prairie Dog.
by ebshmus August 13, 2006
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