clobberstomp

to throw someone to the gound and beat them with great force and step on them repeatedly. this is usually very painfull (pending on who is doing the beating) but can also be very funny under the circumstances.

"scott, dont get clobberstomped."

"daniel i will clobberstomp you."

by garco August 17, 2007

closet mouth

A person who speaks cleanly in most situations, but has the ability to put a sexual twist on anything.

Although Sue is a virgin, she is quite a closet mouth.

by Rachael Potter May 11, 2007

clownophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to clowns.

Bozo the clown has always gotten me hot I am such a Clownophile!!

by IamSummer March 11, 2008

clockpush

n. A single person or group of people who waste time.

That guy has been sitting in that chair for two hours, he is such a clockpush.

by gCw V April 6, 2008

Closet Scaper

Someone who plays runescape but tells none of his friends or sometimes even his family that plays. Approximatly 98% of the runescape population are closet scapers.

John is a closet scaper, he even deletes his history when friends use his computer!

by Screechingmu October 18, 2008

clonesome

A sexual encounter, ususally referred to as a threesome, with your spouse or partner and a clone of that same spouse or partner created specifically for sexual purposes.

I had a clonesome last night with my wife and her clone, it was great!

by codinex January 29, 2009

Clown't

A past tense Clown.

After Jim got busted for possession of marijuana. Jim's friend shouted "Clown't!"

by Austin Bizer March 5, 2009