"Steve, do you have some Aloe Vera gel or some ice? I just gave myself a volcanic Burning Gonzales!"
by kobi666mf October 2, 2020
Get the Burning Gonzalesmug. When having intercourse in a tree,bush, or forest. A pinecone gets inbetween the man and woman and causes a a verry bad burn to the genitals.
"Hey Tom do you want a blowjob?"
"No sally my shaft still has Pine Burn after fucking in the woods."
"No sally my shaft still has Pine Burn after fucking in the woods."
by riiiiick September 5, 2016
Get the Pine Burnmug. by BurnTheDirtBro May 24, 2019
Get the Burn The Dirtmug. by Jiggyjiggy1234567 May 18, 2021
Get the Nut Burnmug. by FUCKING GENIUS September 13, 2013
Get the frost burnmug. When you catch a whiff of something stinky and suspect someone in your vicinity farted, casually say, "Who's burning turnips?"
by God Uses Autocorrect November 22, 2020
Get the Burning turnipsmug. by Jaden8421 October 24, 2018
Get the palm burnmug.