I very beautiful young lady who is very loyal.Melissa cares about her friends she is the most trustworthy person ever she is most likely to be the heather of the group.Melissa burns is perfect in every single way.She is loved by many people and is 100% the purest soul ever. Melissa can make everyone smile on a rainy day she is basically Aphrodite.
by Ugly_Bitch2.0 December 6, 2020
Get the melissa burnsmug. He’s been wearing mittens since 1993 to hide the wounds that cheese burn did to his hands when he was handling a hot quesadilla.
by Moyao September 6, 2022
Get the cheese burnmug. Jenny's constipation and insatiable need to chat on Facebook caused her serious iThigh Burn while she was on the toilet this morning.
by KHigh Radio November 9, 2011
Get the iThigh Burnmug. A Chinese Burn on your leg.
An extreme form of this kind of abuse may lead to the loss of a limb. Much like Doctor Laurence Gorden from Saw. Only, without the blade.
An extreme form of this kind of abuse may lead to the loss of a limb. Much like Doctor Laurence Gorden from Saw. Only, without the blade.
1) My hands were folded, so the little brat gave me a Gordon Burn instead.
2) Person #1: Dude, what happened to your foot?!
Person #2: You know how I went to Dublin last week?
Person #1: Yeah..?
Person #2: Well, I kinda accidentally kicked a leprechaun on purpose. He was not a happy bunny.
2) Person #1: Dude, what happened to your foot?!
Person #2: You know how I went to Dublin last week?
Person #1: Yeah..?
Person #2: Well, I kinda accidentally kicked a leprechaun on purpose. He was not a happy bunny.
by Purple Harlequin May 5, 2008
Get the Gordon Burnmug. Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.
When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.
Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?
Bill: Yeah??
Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.
Bill: Dang.
Bill: Yeah??
Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.
Bill: Dang.
by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013
Get the Goatse Burnmug. She's chill; she burns down
by Thoringerveer August 4, 2021
Get the burns downmug. The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.
I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.
by SOLS July 11, 2014
Get the Controlled Burnmug.