Brian Carlson

The act of being self deceived; thinking one is "pro" at life.
So what's Thomas been up to lately?

Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.
by Thomas Brooke June 27, 2009
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Brian’s Cream of Curry

When you and your lady partner share enough chicken curry to feed an army, and proceed to engage in rigorous unprotected anal intercourse in your car. You leave multiple deliveries of semen in your ladies anus. Your lady friend proceeds to uncontrollably defecate into your crotch and car seats. at this point, you take a large serving spoon and consume all of the creamy poop contents within the car. At approximately 2:30 in the morning, you text your friends completion of the act.
Brian’s Cream of Curry

Definition: BRIAN please cream my curry butt poops!
by Gatorhouse69 April 12, 2024
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BRIAN IRVIN

A 16 -year old highschool boi who is deeply in love with j.
BRIAN IRVIN love yourself
by Xxxxhii June 10, 2021
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Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
by Bernsteinbearlove June 19, 2021
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Brian Etzel

Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart
by Brain Pretzel September 18, 2020
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