you make sweet love to a woman and then fall asleep in her arms. THEN, as she sleeps you arise from your slumber and ejaculate your seed on her back. In the morning once its a little crusty you peel it off and the oblivious female is served breakfast in bed...floridian style
by c pratt August 9, 2006
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-mother: what are you doing son.
-son: nothing I'm just cooking.
-son/friend: lets clean the pans.
-son: that breakfast got me twisted
-mother: what are you doing son.
-son: nothing I'm just cooking.
-son/friend: lets clean the pans.
-son: that breakfast got me twisted
by shannon and brandi January 31, 2009
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when one man (partner a) eats hard boiled eggs with hollandaise sauce out of another mans anal cavity while another man (partner b) is in the squatting position over partner a's face.
by dr. bruell January 22, 2011
Get the southern style breakfast mug.To fart in someones mouth to wake them up. They have to be asleep before the fart is released, and be awake as a result of the fart taste in their mouth in order for it to be classed as a lebanese breakfast.
by Jaketown September 9, 2012
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My boyfriend forgot about my birthday, so I decided I'd leave give him breakfast in bed as a thank-you.
by momo jenkins March 5, 2005
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Get the Breakfast in Bed mug.A breakfast composed of a bowl of Kraft Dinner and several shots of Tequila. Should be noted that if its done after Noon, its not breakfast, pussy. Extra points if you make the Kraft dinner with beer instead of milk.
Party-Boy 1: What could make this breakfast a true breakfast of champions?
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!
by Johnny Spectacular February 23, 2005
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