Sweet Bacon

An exclimation to be yelled when neither "Sweet!" or "Bacon!" will suffice.

person 1: I found a hunk of gold!
person 2: Sweet bacon!

by blinkingbittersweet November 1, 2009

Imperial Bacon

a Star Wars themed insult aimed at the police.

"we have Imperial Bacon on our six, hit the Nos!"

by Hally13uk March 31, 2010

carpet bacon

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.

My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.

by goat-meat May 7, 2011

Phantom Bacon

When you wake up to the smell of heavenly bacon, only to realize that there IS. NO. BACON.

Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.

by Whyzee May 22, 2012

Sky Bacon

Helicopter Police Patrol

1. The festival was so peaceful, until the noise of Sky Bacon drowned out the music, what a waste of public funds.

2. The eye in the sky captured the car chase on video thanks to Sky Bacon.

by jiminyturtle May 17, 2013

Extra Bacon

This is a statement like Jumbo Shrimp or Military Intelligence.

Should I throw out the extra Bacon?

by Rustysoap August 26, 2013

soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014