box cow

A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.

1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!

2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!

by Cheesy Goodness April 30, 2008

box biter

A lesbian

I never knew that Sarah was a box biter!

by Bonnie.1421 December 25, 2016

cock boxed

When a girl at the club gets seperated from her group and is then surrounded by guys on all sides dancing who do not allow her to catch up.

Caitlin tried to leave the dance floor with her friends but a bunch of Canadian guys cock boxed her on the dance floor.

by Foxy Sparkles June 24, 2017

Brown Boxed

The act of farting in a confined space to the point in which it is unbearable to breathe in.

My co-worker and I Brown Boxed the truck so bad we were driving with our heads out the window .

by Znanners September 1, 2016

A Box of Matches

Used for when a person, place or thing is cool, hip or neat. Because it/they are fire.

Hey, it was nice to meet you, you're a box of matches!

by UncleShifty February 22, 2019

Squeak Box

A woman's vagina, a fat & wet vagina, pussy, coochie.

Time to freak on her squeak box. ; Bro i smashed Lexy last week, the squeak box had me WEAK cuz. ; Drowned in her squeak box.

by Grooveybby May 29, 2018

box nibbler

Genitalia appetizer consumer

I met a box nibbler and I’m in love!

by Jcooley1103 October 12, 2017