The Boston Struggle is an act of road rage involving leaving ones car in the middle of Bostonian traffic and shoving a raw lobster up an orifice of a nearby driver.
Two men engaged in the Boston Struggle after half an hour of gridlocked traffic in hopes of relieving their pent up anger.
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Get the The Boston Struggle mug.The 2007 Boston magnetic light scare was an incident that occurred in Boston, Massachusetts and the Greater Boston area on January 31, 2007. Boston police found magnetic light devices with battery packs around the city, mistaking them for strategically-placed bombs. These devices turned out to be elements of a guerrilla marketing campaign for Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, a film based on the animated TV series Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF) on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim late-night programming block. The G4 television network has dubbed the incident "Aquagate." This event just showed how stupid and how much some people can overreact.
In result two people were arrested, Peter Berdovsky, a freelance video artist from Arlington, Massachusetts, and Sean Stevens, of Charlestown, Massachusetts, were facing charges of placing a "hoax device" in a way that results in panic.Additional charges are being considered against the network and marketing firm. The two initial suspects have pled "not guilty."
In the first public interview of the suspects with their lawyer in front of the court building since they were charged, the suspects brought up the topic of '70s haircuts and refused to discuss anything else, amidst reporters' accusations that they were not taking the situation seriously which caused many of the reporting new stations to become frustrated (as they are all a bunch of idiots anyways and can't take a joke, and see the whole stupidity of the situation since most newstations are payed off by politicians anyways).
The stupidity of this situation is that the same magnetic lights were reported in many other cities including Seattle, Philadelphia, and New York. All in which no major crisis occured believing the objects were some sort of explosive device. In all of these cities, there were also no compliants about the devices. Although all of the magnetic lights in the three cities above had been in place two or three weeks, Boston was the only one where officials treated the objects as bombs.
Some of the LED lights are now selling for over the price $3,000 on Ebay.
In result two people were arrested, Peter Berdovsky, a freelance video artist from Arlington, Massachusetts, and Sean Stevens, of Charlestown, Massachusetts, were facing charges of placing a "hoax device" in a way that results in panic.Additional charges are being considered against the network and marketing firm. The two initial suspects have pled "not guilty."
In the first public interview of the suspects with their lawyer in front of the court building since they were charged, the suspects brought up the topic of '70s haircuts and refused to discuss anything else, amidst reporters' accusations that they were not taking the situation seriously which caused many of the reporting new stations to become frustrated (as they are all a bunch of idiots anyways and can't take a joke, and see the whole stupidity of the situation since most newstations are payed off by politicians anyways).
The stupidity of this situation is that the same magnetic lights were reported in many other cities including Seattle, Philadelphia, and New York. All in which no major crisis occured believing the objects were some sort of explosive device. In all of these cities, there were also no compliants about the devices. Although all of the magnetic lights in the three cities above had been in place two or three weeks, Boston was the only one where officials treated the objects as bombs.
Some of the LED lights are now selling for over the price $3,000 on Ebay.
Officer Bob: "Hey whats that glowing light?"
Citizen: "Well it can't be a glowing lite brite of some sort of cartoon figure flicking me off, no its got to be a bomb!"
Officer Bob: "A bomb hurry lets waste a large sum of money to disarm a light!"
That's the 2007 Boston Security Scare for ya
"1-31-07 Never Forget"
Citizen: "Well it can't be a glowing lite brite of some sort of cartoon figure flicking me off, no its got to be a bomb!"
Officer Bob: "A bomb hurry lets waste a large sum of money to disarm a light!"
That's the 2007 Boston Security Scare for ya
"1-31-07 Never Forget"
by TheRevolution19 February 4, 2007
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A school that at one time offered technical education in aviation maintenance, but since being aquired by Wyotech has see some major changes.
Facilities: Composed of two hangars filled with stuff that had potential to be useful, but due to lack of proper knowledge by the staff, and other poor descisions, is more like a junkyard. There is also a "building", that houses classrooms. This was adapted from a temporary structure that was used for construction offices. The roof typically leaks, and due to the buildings distance from the main administrative office, is known for its poor student conduct, vandilism, and general inappropriate behavior.
Student body: The classes are composed generally of people that have little to no idea what and airplane is. They generally are criminals on work release, or wannabe badasses. They use as much slang as possible in feeble attempts to sound cool. This overuse has caused many to ponder if a new language has been created. Most of their time is spent discussing females, which is ironic as many if not all have had any consentual contact with a human female. It has been hypothesized that the prison level male to female ratio actually causes otherwise straight student to begin openly expressing homosexual behavior. During the manditory daily attendance, many students can be found sleeping in cars, in the woods, in ditches, etc. Some may form groups and proceed into the local town. They are easily identified by the red shirts they are forced to wear as a torturous reminder to them of their misforture, and as a warning to other people in the real world that their lives could be far worse. Ocassionaly there are a few "normal" students that attend, these are the only ones that seem to resurface in society, but in general are usually so damaged that they are incapable of performing normal daily activites, in effect their lives are essentially over regardless of age, as there is no known cure for wyosyndrome. A few behavioral psychologists have suggested that immediate attendance of a real college after graduation may with time, reverse this syndrome.
Academic program: It is unclear if any actual learning takes place at the school. It is possible that due to its content and lack of any entrance requirement for teachers and students, that one may actually un-learn useful knowledge while enrolled. It is the only school that instructors frequently address the students using names not found acceptable in society. Since most of the students come from unfortunate backgrounds, this is found normal and acceptable. Instructors commonly go on rants, and use a mixture of foul and offencive slurs. Generally speaking, 0.01% of this dialogue, if used at any other school would make international news.
This school does offer student housing, but violence such as knife fights are quite common there. It is best avoided.
Overall it is a financal loss of almost $30,000, time lost of 15 months, and nothing is provided in return.
Facilities: Composed of two hangars filled with stuff that had potential to be useful, but due to lack of proper knowledge by the staff, and other poor descisions, is more like a junkyard. There is also a "building", that houses classrooms. This was adapted from a temporary structure that was used for construction offices. The roof typically leaks, and due to the buildings distance from the main administrative office, is known for its poor student conduct, vandilism, and general inappropriate behavior.
Student body: The classes are composed generally of people that have little to no idea what and airplane is. They generally are criminals on work release, or wannabe badasses. They use as much slang as possible in feeble attempts to sound cool. This overuse has caused many to ponder if a new language has been created. Most of their time is spent discussing females, which is ironic as many if not all have had any consentual contact with a human female. It has been hypothesized that the prison level male to female ratio actually causes otherwise straight student to begin openly expressing homosexual behavior. During the manditory daily attendance, many students can be found sleeping in cars, in the woods, in ditches, etc. Some may form groups and proceed into the local town. They are easily identified by the red shirts they are forced to wear as a torturous reminder to them of their misforture, and as a warning to other people in the real world that their lives could be far worse. Ocassionaly there are a few "normal" students that attend, these are the only ones that seem to resurface in society, but in general are usually so damaged that they are incapable of performing normal daily activites, in effect their lives are essentially over regardless of age, as there is no known cure for wyosyndrome. A few behavioral psychologists have suggested that immediate attendance of a real college after graduation may with time, reverse this syndrome.
Academic program: It is unclear if any actual learning takes place at the school. It is possible that due to its content and lack of any entrance requirement for teachers and students, that one may actually un-learn useful knowledge while enrolled. It is the only school that instructors frequently address the students using names not found acceptable in society. Since most of the students come from unfortunate backgrounds, this is found normal and acceptable. Instructors commonly go on rants, and use a mixture of foul and offencive slurs. Generally speaking, 0.01% of this dialogue, if used at any other school would make international news.
This school does offer student housing, but violence such as knife fights are quite common there. It is best avoided.
Overall it is a financal loss of almost $30,000, time lost of 15 months, and nothing is provided in return.
1. Why is that guy shaking?....he has wyosyndrome.
2.where did you go to school?
Wyotech.
where is that?
3. how do you like Wyotech Boston ?
YO, WTF yo, this schools mad gay Yo!
2.where did you go to school?
Wyotech.
where is that?
3. how do you like Wyotech Boston ?
YO, WTF yo, this schools mad gay Yo!
by damaged4life February 7, 2008
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-No but one of the whores gave me a flight to Boston-Cutthroat Commitee aka Mac Dre
-No but one of the whores gave me a flight to Boston-Cutthroat Commitee aka Mac Dre
by D-ru July 23, 2005
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Hank and Steve were both ashamed of themselves after performing "The Boston Street Sweeper" on a dead hooker they found.
by Joe Bevers October 7, 2006
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by Master of My Domain July 6, 2004
Get the Flight To Boston mug.A bunch of fiscally wise teenagers just trying to get their bachelors done. Lovely views of construction and piles of dirt are everywhere. The school is in a loooot of debt. Pretty campus center tho
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