Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.
Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.
by Chooch6969 April 13, 2025
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Love is blind

The famous saying states that "love is blind". So if your girlfriend catches you cheating, she didn't love in the first place because she should have been from the fact that she loves you. In other words, if she loved you, she shouldn't have seen you cheat.
Person 1: "Bro my girl dumped me after catching me with Lisa"
Person 2: "Damn really? You know what, she didn't love you because love is blind."
by Admiral Soweto December 14, 2023
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Love is blind

Aw hey! That sounds like my thing! Boy am I glad that people are publicly talking about THAT instead of my thing! It's not like my thing is infinitely worse or anything.
Hym "Man, I don't even get free alcohol OR women trapped in a house with me! Those love is blind guys got it made. I don't know what they're complaining about."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
by Lv5 Bread September 02, 2018
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side-blind

(Used of drivers) driving on either side of the road, thus violating traffic rules and posing a threat to other drivers and pedestrians.
Traffic police must issue tickets to side-blind drivers.
by uttam maharjan September 13, 2010
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blind slut

Guy 1. Wow she is such a blind slut.

Guy 2 I bet she would fuck anyone
by mwanthony January 14, 2018
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blind abe

When you ejaculate in your partners eyes and then push it in further.
I gave that bitch a Blind Abe and she can't find her way home now.
by 153tgrjw February 06, 2024
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