Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

joke blind

adjective; someone that is slow to grasp jokes, that doesn't know when someone is joking, or looks too deep into jokes and harasses the person because of some "deeper meaning" that is nowhere present in the joke.

synonym; cancel culture

Joe: Did you hear that Carol went joke blind?
Peter: I just hope she is slow to grasp jokes, not like those annoying people on Twitter.

by Bytti April 14, 2021

Rainbow-Blind

Similar to Color-Bind Racism, one can claim to be Rainbow-Blind. Claiming to not see sexuality's.

I am Rainbow-Blind, I don't see gay, we just have sex on the DL.

by Trying to hard to be Woke April 23, 2021

Blinds

A derogatory/offensive word used in the place of “curtains”. Mostly offensive towards blind people.

Guy: It’s too bright in here, close the blinds please.
Stevie Wonder: Excuse me, that’s quite offensive.

by yungbob May 4, 2021

Blind Supporter

Political pawns who are willingly ignorant towards the ills of their own.

Instead of being a blind supporter, use your brains to decide what is right and what is wrong

by Erragone May 7, 2021

the blind factory

A bunch of drunk people, comes from the slang word "blind" meaning drunk

Person 1: Can't wait to go to the bar
Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be the blind factory out there, so many drinks

by Smurkio August 25, 2024

Blind Group Buy

Selling something but not saying what it is and implying it might be worth the price. A way to sell something for more than it’s worth. A good of example would be doing a blind buy for a song that nobody really wants for $5k, when the most you would get for that song if it wasn't blind is $2k.

Why would people fall for this?
1. A drought of music and they'll settle for anything
2. Gambling "what if it's the song I want"
3. Retardation

"Oh boy I hope they're selling the song I want in this Blind Group Buy, I'll donate $100 and keep my fingers crossed."

by Homixide August 27, 2024