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double blind

So hung-over that neither one of you remembers the other one's face, even though you slept with them last night. Also applies to "don't want to remember” and denial scenarios when confronted by friends about it.
"It's really funny to me that our friend hookup ended up in a double blind!"
by animalshelly February 4, 2010
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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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fashion-blind

Someone who thinks they have good fashion sense, but they don't.
Nick: have you seen what Kyle is wearing?
Lucy: Omg he is so fashion-blind
by Luick July 18, 2016
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blind ambition

Typically ambition is a good thing, it's something that drives you to achieve your goals and improve yourself.

But blind ambition is when someone becomes so fixated in their ambitions that they ignore everything and everyone around them. They become blinded by their own ambition, or at least inflicted with tunnel vision. This causes them to neglect taking care of themselves and their relationships.
(Three friends, Carl, Joe, and Rick talking, sitting at a diner table. Carl is extremely tired and his clothes are messy)

Joe: Holy shit Carl, you look bad. You look like you haven't slept in 3 days, and your clothes are a mess. You okay there? What the hell happened? You gotta take care of yourself man!

Carl: Don't... matter. Yeah... I spent... eh... 3 days straight... without sleep... renovating... my coffee shop... so what? I have ambitions... Joe... it's gonna be... the best coffee shop in the whole city!

Rick: Hey Carl, we've been calling you over the last few days and you haven't responded until now. I get that you're trying to improve your business, but you can't let your blind ambition destroy your life!

Carl: Hey... shut up... screw you... I'm not gonna... let you... get in... my way... of... *Carl slumps down and falls asleep on the table*
by ngicecream March 27, 2023
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Blind Antelope

Q. Mum , what was my fathers name ?

A. Blind Antelope
by Billericay Dickie October 24, 2020
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Blind spot.

Can be when driving in a car that the frame is to bulky around the windows obstructing the vision or in a game of chess not being able to see a peace on the board.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 16, 2020
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Blind

Blind is a book by your mother. It is about a blind girl named Samantha who faces many trials because of that. In the end some things work out for her like she gets her sight back and meets the man of her dreams but some other things don’t work work out like she goes to jail for murder.
“Hey! Have you read the new book, Blind?”

Did you hear that My Copy of Blind part 2 just came out?”
by Awesomestever July 21, 2022
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