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Helicopter Balls

When your saggy balls swirl around like a helicopter. Many men over 40 slowly start to notice their balls drop. By the time a male is over 60 his balls have really dropped, by the time he is 80 his balls look like a droopy sock with marbles in it.
You are scrubbing a pot or pan at the kitchen sink and you realize your balls are spinning around at the same time like a helicopter. This is called "Helicopter Balls"
by S.S. Davis Rockland May 23, 2009
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Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.
Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.
by Rmilkman October 20, 2008
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Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.
John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."
by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010
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Ballsetto

The falsetto voice you get from being kicked in the nards.
Dude, George got kicked with the catapult between the legs. He talked in a ballsetto the rest of the day.
by Paleghost May 29, 2010
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Ballsackistan

A country ruled by assbags and ballsacks.
A group of total fagfaces. Their followers are called ballbaggers.
What total fags. They must be from ballsackistan. just look at the scrotelickers.
by COCKWELLINGTON June 23, 2011
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Balls Thirsty

The most ravenous form of thirst known to man caused by such extreme dehydration that one's scrotum and testicles cannot possibly sweat any more and may even start to shrivel.
Guy 1: Dood, I've been running from my crazy ex girlfriend all day in the hot sun and I finally shook her..., am I ever balls thirsty!!
Guy 2: Shit bruh, stay right there, I'll go get you the biggest water bottle I can find!
by Waterman73 April 27, 2015
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Ballsener

When you get so deep,your ball's drop in her.
Wow,I just went ballsener.
by LarryLucio April 9, 2017
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