Batter Bat

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.
by Meanie March 06, 2004
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bat stick

Batman's schlong blessed by Lady Justice
'Stick that bat stick up in me Mr. Batman!' moaned Mary Jane.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 07, 2023
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The Big Bat

The Big Bat refers to any man in whose penis extends 8 inches in length, and above 5 inches in girth. Someone who is referred to as "The Big Bat" will typically walk with confidence, knowing they are likely the most hung guy wherever they go. These men typically excel in the dating game, as word spreads quickly of the absolute monster in between their legs.
Person A: Hey, look over there, Owen is taking the hottest girl in town back to his place.

Person B: No wonder, he's The Big Bat for a reason.
Person A : I mean with a cock like that what girl wouldn't want to step up to the plate with The Big Bat
by KingNation120 October 08, 2023
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bat finger

Somebody with a really large dick. Someone who care genuinely about their significant other. A “Bat Finger” is someone who doesn’t care what other think and will do almost anything to keep you in their life. If you let a bat I bet down he will always give you another chance, unless you play them, or steal their shit.
My bat finger boyfriend has an enormous penis
by I think my gf loves my daddy August 02, 2019
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Bat The Shit

Meaning to sit in one spot with other people and have a very long conversation about dumb shit
"Me and my dad sat on the porch and bat the shit all afternoon."
by Francois Van Horn May 15, 2021
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duncey bat

you are a duncey bat
by mmmmmmmmiah November 27, 2023
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capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.
I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.
by ValidExcuses August 01, 2018
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