Baby Jackson

A baby that has some correlation to every celebrity in the world and makes people cringe.

Baby Jackson: I am now going to party with The Rock (In low Baby Voice)
Guy 1: Cringe (Aka Jealous)

by BabyJackson2020 September 28, 2020

Baby Ice

Nickname for the best virtual football player to ever grace the Ultimate Team game mode.

Popularised by Kurt: The Portugese Icon would be referred to as Baby Ice when scoring goals that had no right to be in the back of the net.

Baby: referring to the card being the youngest snapshot of Eusebio's career

And Ice: Referring to the Ice that corses through his veins as the Portuguese striker remains calm, controlled and focussed when scoring from the tightest of angles.

Through ball from Pink Boots... through to Baby Ice, Baby Ice, Baby Ice *scores goal*

Baby Ice!!!!!!! 8 million coins !

by FreeKurt October 30, 2020

Air Baby

When you engage in butt sex and the air gets shoved up your rectum and you get bloated to the effect of feeling pregnant.

Oh honey, you certainly did give me an air baby last night! I feel like I'm about to deliver!

by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012

chipmunk baby

A child conceived through clandestine means on the female's part. Said means usually consist of the female giving fellatio, pretending to swallow, concealing semen in the side of her mouth (as a chipmunk), and later transferring the semen from the mouth to the vagina.

"... but Steve told me last year that they didn't want to have kids! I bet that sneaky bitch Jill made herself a chipmunk baby."

by dora t. explorer July 23, 2012

baby koala

1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone

2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia

1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.

2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.

by buddythebetta February 22, 2012

dude baby

What you call your significant other whenever under the influence.

"I love you!"

"Dude baby, what is love?"

by bitchindakitchen January 17, 2012

Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.

Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.

by wordsmithzy November 19, 2011