Eric

A man with a perfect dick.

Eric has a big dick.

by Rainbow Muncher Snail May 24, 2023

Eric Vito

Eric is a very smart attractive man. He is Italian with a thick sausage. He is 5’11 and makes a lot of money. He is pretty much the modern day Rico Suave.

Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.

He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.

Girl 1: omg who is that guy?
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.

Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies

Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.

by Uhhhhmmmmm December 7, 2021

Eric

he is a very smooth nigga, he is a chill person and he got a long daddy dick. Please keep a eric

Eric means a good guy with every badge.

by eric400_ November 20, 2021

Eric

A carpet that likes to talk on Russian

Eric is Russian

by Yhavajaha February 12, 2020

Eric

Eric is a guy that give his friend group covid twice

GOD DAMMIT HE PULLED AN ERIC

by WOMI September 24, 2023

Eric

A homicidal maniac that gives no fucks.

Holy fuck. Eric is crazy.

by Jdjdjsjdhjfhs May 15, 2019

Eric

Eric is the most gayest and unluckiest person you will ever meet.

Person 1: Wow how is he so unlucky?
Person 2: Isn't that Eric? All Eric are unlucky as fuck.

by yeeyeelookingasshaircut November 2, 2020