A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.
by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020
by davesss August 23, 2023
Goose is the best cat ever he always is chill and doesn’t give a crap about anything.He is very caring and loves to hang out with you.He loves to make bread on blankets but does not like to cuddle.
by ilovemycats123 April 03, 2022
A legend of the art in throwing partys, boozing, smoking weed, growing weed, and a mastermind of being a G
Guy 1: “Who’s that?”
Guy 2: “That’s the fucking man bro! That guys so cool!”
Guy 3: “Ya they call him Goose”
All: “Steez”
Guy 2: “That’s the fucking man bro! That guys so cool!”
Guy 3: “Ya they call him Goose”
All: “Steez”
by Racecar backwards is racecaR November 23, 2021
by NeroWasHere July 06, 2021
When someone coughs and you can’t say bless you/excuse you, but the silence is awkward. Stems from a joke form of gesundheit, as well as coughs sounding like a quack (duck, duck, ‘goose’)
by TealGroup April 08, 2022
An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.
by WelpThisOneWon'tBeUsed? December 08, 2019