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Dream Joke

(noun)

A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"

In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?

Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.

Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*

Josh: I dunno, why?

Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.

Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!

Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?

*pause*

Eruption of laughter

Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!

Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
by pi@noguy December 8, 2010
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Dream Blunt

A blunt that consists a snake of opium, and marijuana dipped into free-based DMT.
Let's smoke a mad dream blunt.. cuz dat shit fuck you up.
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dream generator

Term used for a thick dairy product that once consumed can generate wild and someones exotic dreams or cheese as its commonly known.

It can be found in block or grated forms.
...as Charlie ordered his spud he added "excuse me sir, can you give me a double portion of the dream generator please"
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Emerald Dreams

The balance of sleep and bliss through someone's mind. Nothing but pure happiness, sleeping in this state causes nothing but pure love within ones mind
She sleeps in Emerald Dreams.

I want you to deep dive in an emerald dream.
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Indian Dream

Curry Powder and Sugar with a Small Mixture of Cocaine
Ay you got summa dat Indian Dream
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millennial dream

Jimmy was living the millennial dream. He got ran over by a bus and died.
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The Indian Dream

Fucking as many pussies as you can
Yogendra fulfilled the indian dream by putting his dick in as many holes as he can; fucking left, right and centre
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