A great day to show how much you love your boyfriend by tickling his balls! He will love the intimacy and it will bring you both closer. Just go for it!
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by ouwuma November 15, 2019
Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome is where you cant find a charming, sweet, and romantic guy and all you can find are losers!
Nichole: Why can't I find someone special!!!
Friend: I think you have chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome!
Nichole: FML....
Friend: I think you have chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome!
Nichole: FML....
by Mae0926 January 13, 2012
Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?
Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass
* gf attacks bf *
Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass
* gf attacks bf *
by sillywillydillypilly April 18, 2019
That common "slut" (or whore) that will break the girl code and go off limits by dating your once lover. Even if you claim to be "Over that doushe bag" its still never recommended to date a girl's ex, if you do, prepare to be bitch slaped.
Cara: What the fuck?! Look at that home wrecker of a stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend! What the hell does she think she's doing with him?
Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)
Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)
by heartloves_you June 11, 2009
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