your mum

ones mother
(your mum)

oh her mum
(your mum)

by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019

your dad

GONE

your dad left to get the milk

by qwertyuiop[;l,kmjnhgfdsaZxcvbn February 8, 2022

Your cappin

Something you tell your friends when they say "I got more bitches then you"

Me: I did my homework last night, Ms. Martinez
My Friend: Your cappin
Me: Nigga stfu

by Hood Lango 101 May 12, 2020

your mother

a fucking gay bitch that force feeds you and never gives a shit on what u think of her. :)

your mother is such a fucking gay bitch listen..

"hey mo-"
mom: "i dont give a shit cmere. lemme go force feed the fuck out of your face"

by crybaby..ashh May 22, 2021

Your Face

It is the best comeback ever, and can be used in response to anything. It will work on anyone, but some may be extremely offended, annoyed, or entertained. It should be either used with utmost caution or constantly. It is a very powerful weapon it could even start wars. (That's how Star Wars started) It also works better than "Your Mom!".

It can be used when overhearing someone.
Person 1: Man, that car was the stupidest thing I've ever seen
Person 2: Your Face is the stupidest thing I've ever seen!

Or when being insulted
Person 1: Your stupid.
Person 2: Your face is stupid!

Or use for a set up
Person 1: That's a dumb tree
Person 2: Your face is a dumb tree!
Person 1: That doesn't make sense.
Person 2: Your face doesn't make sense!

Or when you can't think of something to respond with
Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Your face!
Person 1: That doesn't work!
Person 2: Your face doesn't work!
Person 3: Ohhh! Sick burn!
Person 1: Oh come on!

by Mr. Know It All (Seriously) February 22, 2019

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023

Your Mom

The most low effort way to annoy someone. Works effectively in some cases. Can make a situation awkward.

Friend: “What are you doing? Me: “Your Mom.” or it could be, Mom: “Where were you!!?” Me: Your moms house. Wait.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022