Ape Shit

Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.

girl1."omg did you see josh at that party last night?"
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."

by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019

Wild Ape

When a man goes into a zoo inclosure for monkeys and has his way with them.

He wild apes all the damn time

by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017

Ape

What a Human used to be millions of years ago.

Today in History we will learn about Ape's.

by the-maker-of-useless-words August 1, 2022

Ape

A negative slang word for a black Shemale (never say this to a black person or you will get hit)

Adam: Wow its a ape!
Black person: WHAT YOU SAY TO ME??!?!??
Black person: Downloads the "whipping" app on his black nokia 612
Adam: *Gets belted*
Adam: FUCKING BASTARD

by Non-black male September 17, 2019

Ape Cunt

Ape Cunt is very similar to Ape Shit, however the key difference is pertains to a female. Specifically, an angry, infuriated, livid bitch.

Joe: "Hey, you talk to Rich?"
Tim: "nah, not since his wife caught him at the strip club. She went all Ape Cunt on his ass!"

by Zel1 January 8, 2015

AP Art History

the combination of two useless subjects made into an even more useless and unnecessarily hard class by the evil corporation Collegeboard. curriculum is terrible and 90% of writing assignments will be straight yapping.

Person 1: form, function, content, context, artist, place of origin, movement, style
Person 2: What's going on with you?
Person 1: Oh I'm just studying a piece for AP Art History
Person 2: Okay... but how many colleges actually accept that credit again?

by academicvictim22 May 21, 2024

Albino Ape

Someone who is a complete and utter virgin.

“That guy is a totally an Albino Ape”
“ I know right”

by wabble dabble snabble March 28, 2022