National Blowjob Day

Today is national blowjob day 🍆

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day

by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022

The Bolivian Blowjob

A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.

You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.

by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025

Dirty Texas Blowjob

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus

Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro

by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025

Ural's blowjob

When prostitute gives you a terrible blowjob, but refuses to give your money back

Yesterday that whore gave me Ural's blowjob

by George Orwell210 February 19, 2021

Columbian blowjob

When you do a line a coke of of your partners dick and then blow them

She gave me a Columbian blowjob

by Julia lupercio October 14, 2015

Blowjob joystick

A ponytail

Grab dat bitches blowjob joystick!

by User 99472901 October 4, 2016

T-rex Helicopter Spinning Blowjob

a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins

damn she gave me the best t-rex helicopter spinning blowjob after her kindergarten graduation

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022