Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024

Me

Fucking retarded

Who here today?
Person: Me!
Oh ok a fucking retard

by Niggabyte69420 September 2, 2020

Run a Train on me

the act of take a long shit on your lovers body while walking over their body.

person 1: my girl is gonna run a train on me tonight
person 2: dude thats disgusting!

by MakeAmericaGapeAgain October 2, 2016

Forgor Me

Straight slang for I want it on my dick

"Forgor me" you're so fucking beautiful get on my cock

by horny mother f4cker August 5, 2021

Watermelon me

When you are texting someone and they send you a watermelon emoji, it is to get your attention if you dont answer quick enough.

Did you just watermelon me?
Why did you watermelon me?
Sorry for watermeloning you.

by Nelson-Mortimer June 5, 2018

Show me your bobbies day

You now have ten minutes to show your boyfriend your bonkers or he wont give u funny medicine anymore

“Hey, it is April 16, Yk, theyou have ten minutes to show me your bobbies day”
“Bet😏”

by Vyper7856 April 15, 2022