retarted love

what people coin as "young love" and believe everything will work out the way they want it to.

young love is great isn't it?
No, nigga are you stupid, its retarded love.
what is retarded love?
retarted love is when you think love is everything in the world

by life in a nutshell January 19, 2015

I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm

I love my jordan more than anything

by You’re Pilot December 06, 2019

Unfortunate love

Usually, in movies or shows, one, the protagonist falls in love with somebody, but the person they love breaks their heart.

“he has unfortunate love…”

by Mr. Gupta August 08, 2023

love mash

To give lots of love to someone or something

She love mashed that dog, she wouldn't stop talking about how cute he was.

by Fig Jam April 04, 2023

love of seans life

lauren

friend 1: "whos the love of seans life?"
friend 2: "lauren"

by loveyousooooomuch November 25, 2020

I Never Loved You, Im Sorry

Something somebody will say when they are in a relationship with somebody they never loved, they may have felt pressured to accept a confession or we're just trying to play with somebody's feelings and felt bad about it later.

Peerson 1) I never loved you, im sorry
Person 2) ...

by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022

Love Blunt

(verb)
To make an otherwise passionate, exciting, relationship dull and boring.

or (noun) The boring anti-climax of a previously exciting relationship.

The secret hookups of Barbie and Ken came to an abrupt love blunt when Ken introduced her to his ugly, boring friends.

"I love blunted that bitch all night."

by Ifuckedurmom August 31, 2008