Big Shot

Well, you went uptown riding in your limousine
With your fine Park Avenue clothes
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And the spoon up your nose
And when you wake up in the morning
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me
Because you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
You know what everything's about
You and to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night
They were all impressed with your Halston dress
And the people that you knew at Elaine's
And the story of your latest success
Kept 'em so entertained
Oh, but now you just don't remember
All the things you said
And you're not sure you want to know
I'll give you one hint, honey
You sure did put on a show
Yes, yes, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to prove it to the crowd
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have the front page, bold type
You had to be a big shot last night
Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in

If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home
No, no, no, no, no, no, you had to be a big shot, didn't you
You had to open up your mouth
You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night
So much fun to be around
You had to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot
Big shot

by Death Menace July 12, 2022

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Big Boss

A person big physically being called a boss sarcastically

Ok "Big Boss"

by S54 July 12, 2022

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big fat crayon

After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.

That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!

by KrisGriffin July 13, 2022

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