no one gives a shit

seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story

no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots

by christopherstagram November 23, 2021

aw shit brotha

A phrase that is said when something crazy, cool, or unexpected happens.

Guy one: AW SHIT BROTHA WE WONNNN

Guy two: OH DAMN

by fatbrighty December 5, 2013

shits n' pieces

They type of shit that comes out in bits and pieces rather than in a single bolus. To qualify as a shits n' pieces encounter requires a minimum of five trips to the bathroom in a given day.

That bean salad was great last night but it came out in shits n' pieces all day today.

by Drooster January 17, 2007

Chaotic little shits

Chaotic little shits are a hot fucking mess of a trio. It usually consists of the sad lesbian, the sarcastic one who cares more about the aesthetic then the other two and the one who loops every conversation back to Taylor swift.

Common used phrases in this group chat :

sowwy

*insert passive aggressive phrase* 😊

Sadge

“I know this trio that’s a stupid mess and all their aesthetics don’t work together but they’re super hot”

“Omg that’s defo some chaotic little shits”

by Chaotic little shit #3 July 2, 2021

No shit captain obvious

A combination of the phrase “No shit Sherlock” (reply to a person stating the obvious) and the title “Captain obvious” (title given to a person stating the obvious).

p.o.v: Person explains the term “No shit captain obvious”
response: “No shit captain obvious”

by Frameton December 24, 2021

Happy Horse Shit

Someone trying to make a deal or situation more complicated than it needs to be.

I don’t want to hear none of your happy horse shit mister…now do we have a deal or what?

by Sorpcpym February 12, 2022

Big Brother Shit

When you need to urinate and unexpectedly end up taking poop at the same. As they say, “Expect the unexpected!”

Attmay: Did you just take a dump?
Prilay: Yes, why?
Attmay: I thought you just had to tinkle.
Prilay: Expect the unexpected!
Attmay: That must have been a Big Brother Shit!

by Pr3mis September 14, 2018