get out of your own way

It is when a person is blocking their own progress; They cheat themselves with regards to success; They stopped using their intellect and make unwise decisions.

Tim could have been the owner of his own company, but his bad attitude towards the lender stopped him receiving the loan, get out of your own way, they stopped using their intellect and made an unwise decision

by pastorjj June 9, 2021

National kiss your girlfriend day

grab your girlfriend and kiss her day

“Hey it’s national kiss your girlfriend day! let’s plan an attack”

by toastedbuffalowing July 8, 2021

I want to do your homework

1. The will to have sexual intercourse with someone.
2.Wanting to fuck the shit out of another person

A: God, i have so much homework to do for class tomorow.
B: Baby, i want to do your homework!

by harriecunt February 15, 2009

you're smelling your upper lip

Smelling your upper lip is an insult for when someone is saying someone else smells, so they tell them that it's them, because there nose is close to there upper lip

"Y'all smell dat? Smells poor.."
"You're smelling your upper lip."

by Candy x Cindy April 15, 2020

Half your age plus five

Same as Half your age plus seven, but is the rule in Tasmania.

Alex wanted to date Meg but the 'Half your age plus seven rule stopped them'. However they both moved to Tasmania and because of 'Half your age plus five' rule they were fine.

by yourfriendlyearthmover1 October 28, 2010

National fuck your siblings day

Fuck your sibling

"Bro you fucked your sister yesterday?"
"Yeah bro, it was national fuck your siblings day."

by Wgjdyetjcdindk tdj r kg d April 15, 2019

all up in your toaster-oven

a smart-ass comeback to "gettin' all up in someone's grill"

Back up yo, you's all up in my toaster-oven

by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003