see a man about a wallaby

Take a crap, drop a bomb, drop some friends off at the pool, feed the porcalin, brown the water, kill a potatoe, make a deposit, feed the chickens, chop the firewood, weed the lawn, attack the castle, make an appeal, go windsurfing, see a movie, write an english paper, farfegnuegin, or make some chocolate. If you are confused, we're talking about pooping here.
The wallaby one is honestly from a Disney movie, "Finding Nemo". Man, Disney, good call!

Excuse me, I have to go see a man about a walaby. Keep rinsing, we'll start on the back molars in just a few.

by stevie September 15, 2003

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A secret code created by Kevin Hart's friend used to silence your friends of talking about sketch subjects (such as a girl you met in a club that you cheated on your wife on) while your children or wife is in the room.

Man 1: *Calls Man 2*
Man 2: *Noticing that their wife is in the room* "Man, I'm hungry as shit."
Man 1: "Me too, anyways, what's going on."
Man 2: "Not much..."

Etc. Etc.

by fuckmepless May 28, 2018

see a man about a horse

A discreet way to leave the table at a restaurant to go to the restroom; derived from a 1940's black-and-white film (sorry, cannot recall the name) where an actor literally says it as he leaves a table to see a man at another table about a horse.

"Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse."

by James Pettit August 29, 2005

Non-asociative man

No one wants to talk to that person... like no one likes them and does not want to talk to them or be associated with them.

"Omg don't talk to that non-asociative man..." person 1
"Oh ya he's so stupid..." person 2
"I would never talk to home..." person 3

by BROCREAM09 May 21, 2018

Blue Collar Man

Give me a job, give me security
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line
My God I'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
You've seen them laugh in my face
But I've got the power and I've got the will
I'm not a charity case
I'll take those (long nights, impossible odds)
Keeping my eye to the keyhole
If it takes (all that to be just what I am)

Well I'm gonna be a blue collar man
Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Make me a respectable man
This is my last time in the unemployment line
So like it or not
I'll take those (long nights, impossible odds)
Keeping my back to the wall
If it takes (all night to be just what I am)
Well I'm gonna be a blue collar man
Keeping my mind on a better life
Where happiness is only a heartbeat away
Paradise can it be all I heard it was
I close my eyes and maybe I'm already there
I'll take those (long nights, impossible odds)
Keeping my back to the wall
(All that to be just what I am)
Well I'm gonna be a blue collar man
You don't understand
I'll take those (long nights, impossible odds)
Keeping my eye to the keyhole
If it takes (all night to be just what I am)
Well I'm bound be a blue collar
Gotta be a blue collar man
Gonna be a blue collar man
Believe it

by WorseThanHitler December 22, 2020

Man-O-Rama

A guys trip out to Panorama expecting booty instead finding a sausage fest.

Felix's bachelor party weekend ski trip with the downhill riders expecting all the college girls to be there partying it up at Panorama instead turning into man-o-rama majority of people at the resort turned out to be guys.

by Alfred Ng June 3, 2007

One Man Gang Bang

When one man has anal, vaginal, and oral sex with one woman during one session, in any order. Also known as the trisexta.

Will: Want to go the bar tonight?
Bill: Not before 11, I am going to one man gang bang my girl in a bit.

by DrSussy October 7, 2009