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Elephant Man Getting a Haircut

Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.
"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."
by Nick Blakerrr July 25, 2006
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Fuckin' Mexican Wave Man

When a mexican pornstar with a moustache hits a girl with his dick.

Can also mean an attempted mexican wave during revision or an exam in class.
Farrow, Dallas and Fox... Control her or give her the fuckin' mexican wave man!
by MexicanTwat May 29, 2010
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suck the man out of the boat

to suck the clit from the lips of a cunt.
by green shit July 6, 2006
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belt-and-suspenders man

In-the-closet male transvestite. Wears trousers held up with a belt. Underneath wears stockings and suspenders.

If only he knew that he should have used BRACES to provide additional trouser (not pants) security.
Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words blah blah blah
by fubarderby February 11, 2005
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poor mans six pack

A plastic grocery bag filled with an assortment of cheap beers found in the back of the fridge, usually brought to a party by a low class individual, who ends up drinking your beer anyway.
What is said Tony: I will stop and get some beer on the way to your house.

What actually happens: Tony shows up with a poor mans six pack, aka. natty and Old Mill. in a grocery bag to a liquor party
by JCMIKETONY February 6, 2006
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one man one cup

The most horrible viral video. Video depicts a man sitting on a pickle jar until the jar fits securely in his anus, then it breaks and he begins to bleed profusely
Dude I just saw one man one cup and i'm bout to puke!
by briguy0389 May 3, 2009
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Feels bad man

When the girl u like says she would date u but doesn’t like like u and than says she likes another boy
(It’s national give a boy a scrunchi day)I’m going to give it to that guy.
(Feels bad man)
by Your baby daddy 69420 November 11, 2019
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