Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday a recurring event that happens every Friday from 12 AM to 11:59 PM. The Boys are suggested to go out and find the fattest bitch they can find and get with them. Any girl over 150 pounds is valid for this event. The reason we celebrate Fat Bitch Friday is to humble ourselves and to honor the Fat lives matter movement which doesnt really matter. This event is not to bring down Fat women but to give them a chance in life, because who knows maybe we all secretly like fat bitches, gotta find out some how.

Kevin: Yo wtw for tn im trying to go out and get some girls
Ant: Perfect its Fat Bitch Friday and I have a girl thats 165 and her friend is 173, which one you want.
Kevin: .... 165 please

by Niggalations Prophet June 25, 2020

Snitches get no bitches

A more modern version of "Snitches get Stitches" indicating that people who snitch or tell on others to authorities will get no "bitches" as in a female partner, and be single for all eternity.

Snitch: "I saw Jeremiah do it. he murdered the pope"
Jeremiah: "Watch it, snitches get no bitches"

by DrBlock February 12, 2022

bitch made trick

somone that has been tricked into doing something, but then bitches out

"damon almost kissed justin, but it turns out he's just a bitch made trick

by chocolate bunny June 27, 2008

excuse me bitch

Some dumb sentence my friend x_Nixm made up.

Me: "You need help."
x_Nixm: "Excuse me bitch"

by BakaDog February 14, 2017

nook the bitches ass

when a males penis goes up in a curveing mostion towards a womensass

ayy bro i dare u to go nook the bitches ass over there

by mrdefintionsk8 July 6, 2009

Sissy Bitch Salesman

A classification of a salesperson being unremarkably afraid to interact with a customer or speaking in such a wisperous tone that people cannot hear shit all from them.

Sam:So John, how many sales did ya rig up today?
John:None, nobody was paying any attention.....
Sam:Arrggghhh your such a Sissy Bitch Salesman!
Sam:Fuck knows how you became a Salesperson!

by Xhskdkddkokddjjdjdsjhg December 24, 2009

Smack My Bitch

A slang term for female masturbation.

"I just bought a new vibrator. I'm gonna go home and smack my bitch."

"I need a boyfriend. I'm tired of smacking my bitch all the time."

by violetcrush January 3, 2009